Friday, May 10, 2013

A To-Do List for Life

Here are some tips for your living:

A To-Do List for Life
1. Make time for yourself.
2. Credit your effort despite the result.
3. React right.
4. Listen to your inner voice.
5. Exercise positivity.
6. Focus on the next logical step forward.
7. Be kind.
8. Appreciate people, those that have earned it.
9. Be grateful for blessings.
10. Enjoy yourself.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Why Not Male Models in Car Ads?

Why female models in car ads? Why not male models? 

Discover it for yourself! If male models are to replace female models in the same poses, look what will happen... LOL! They are very awkward and absolutely funny to look at...

Saturday, April 20, 2013

For Sale - P*niscope

Who needs this? Be honest...

Friday, April 19, 2013

Eye Check - It's a body

Did you see a p*nis or a body?

Cool and Funny Street Arts (New)

We have posted similar street arts topics before. This time, we give you another batch of new and cool street arts. We hope you will be delighted...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Why Not OnetyOne?

Why do we pronounce 22 as twenty-two, 33 as thirty-three, 
44 as forty-four, 55 as fifty-five? Why not 11 as onety-one?

Cool Message to Mother-in-Law From Her Daughter-in-Law

Cool message to mother-in-law from her daughter-in-law:

"Dear Mother-in-law,  

        Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"

Monday, April 15, 2013

Corporate Lingo (Just For Fun)

COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES PROJECT LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Cool and Funny Prints on T-Shirts

Here are some super cool and funny prints on T-Shirts.
 Just choose one T-Shirt and get its print for free!
Hurry while stocks last!

My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate... So now I've got two girlfriends.
If you are rich, I am single.
I'm lost. Please take me home with you?
Today's To Do List
1. Read email
2. Play solitaire
3. Surf the web
4. Read email
5. Attend meeting
6. Read email
7. Play solitaire
8. Surf the web
9. Go home
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
If I'm so smart....why do I work here?
I'm a programmar
I'm a programer
I'm a programmor
I write code.
Error Message
Smash head on Keyboard to Continue...
Yes    No
Intil inside, idiot outside.
Conserve WATER, drink BEER!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Types of Girls in a High-Tech World

Types of Girls in a High-Tech World

Girls are truly different with each other --in their personality, attitude and lifestyle. There are those who are very fashionable, enjoyable to be with and always on the go; yet there are also some who are very serious who seldom mingle; and there are also those who have many "tactics"... 

She is always faster and faster.


Every ten things she says, eight of them are nonsense .

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

Girls who are difficult to access.

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

She forgets about you, the moment turns her off.

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Also known as "wife''...
 When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything...

Always busy when you need her.


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Are You Sure These are Biscuits???

Have you seen biscuits before that look like shoes, combs, make-ups, wallets, bags, and even birthday gifts? I'm showing you exactly these!!!